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by Jon Michael
on December 30, 2007 at 10:21 am
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Voted: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)
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Editor’s Note: Hey! This article contains images and ideas that are probably not suitable for the easily offended. If you fall into this category, it would probably be best for everyone if you avoided the ‘more’ link.
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Voted: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)
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by Jon Michael
on December 26, 2007 at 10:21 am
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Secondhand smoke
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Secondhand meat
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Joe Camel
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Ronald McDonald
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Philip Morris
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The Hamburglar
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Kills you
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Kills you faster
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Consumers sue producer for negative effects of consuming their product
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C’mon. You didn’t honestly think that the McLard Shake was good for you, did you?
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Lung Cancer
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Colon Cancer
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Flavor Country
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Playland Ball Pit
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More than 4,000 chemicals in each cigarette
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No one even knows what goes into french fries
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Turns your teeth brown
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If you still have teeth, you probably don’t eat here
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Candy cigarettes entice kids to smoke
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Happy Meals
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Darwinism solves this issue
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Darwinism will probably take care of this one, too
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Golden filters
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Golden arches
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Nicotine can help you lose weight
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“… and a Diet Coke.”
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Thank You for Smoking
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Supersize Me
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Not much better than breathing in car exhaust
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Drive through window
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Editor’s Note: This was originally published in the Spring 2006 Issue of Gravity Magazine.
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by Ben
on December 24, 2007 at 3:11 pm
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Voted: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)
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Voted: 2.8/5 (4 votes cast)
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by Jon Michael
on December 20, 2007 at 10:21 am
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| Figure 1 – The Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show. Poor Ed never saw it coming. |
This year we celebrate the 50th anniversary of commencement of hostilities against the United States music scene by British musicians.
The most well known of all the English infantry battalions to attack the US were known as “The Beatles,” presumably named after their penchant for blitzkrieg fighting tactics. The Beatles made their debut on the American battlefield in 1964 on The Ed Sullivan Show with their hit “I Want to Hold Your Hand Grenade” (Ed Sullivan, of course, was shot.) They went on to become responsible for “Get Back– He’s got a gun!,” “Helter Skelter, Run For Shelter,” the nuclear-missile carrying “Yellow Submarine,” and – ofcourse – “Happiness is a Warm Gun.”
In the course of researching this article, we had the opportunity to sit down with the famous Mick Jagger of the British Invasion’s “Rolling Stones” squadron:
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by Ben and stevenr
on December 17, 2007 at 9:39 am
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In a world where the Justice Department thinks it’s perfectly legal to spy on Americans and people post pictures of themselves performing unspeakable acts on small animals, one magazine decided to jump on the bandwagon. This is the story of five stereotypes, picked to spill their most personal fantasies, because we feel like it. Behold the sexy!
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by Jon Michael
on December 16, 2007 at 8:49 am
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Voted: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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by Ben
on December 15, 2007 at 9:00 am
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Voted: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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