Sure social interactions are sparse, and sure the only female interactions you can get are with the operator at the Nintendo hotline, but at least you have your weekly trip to the supermarket, right? If this is all you’ve got, you’ve got to cram in all the social interactions you’ll need for the week.Here are some helpful hints to get the most out of your shopping experience:
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Administration Addresses National Health Concerns

WASHINGTON - President Bush, smirking smugly to himself as he addressed the White House press corps earlier today, announced that he and his advisers had finally come up with a solution to address the nation’s growing demands for a national health care system.

“My advisers tell me that my understanding of the situation is tenuous, at best. So, on a scale of oneuous to tenuous, I win.

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