ANOTHER PHONE SEX SKETCH

      INT. CALL CENTER - NIGHT

      ELVERA, a whorey-looking woman, sits at a desk with a headset
      on. Her phone rings, she sighs and answers it.

                          ELVERA
                    (Sexily.)
                Hi there. Thanks for calling. How
                you doin'?

      Crying and whimpering comes over the phone. ELVERA raises an
      eyebrow.

                          ELVERA (CONT'D)
                Hello?

                          CALLER
                    (Sniffling.)
                I'm here.

                          ELVERA
                What's wrong?

                          CALLER
                I ... I scraped my kneeeee!
                    (Begins crying again.)

                          ELVERA
                Oh.

                          CALLER
                Will you... kiss it? And make it
                better?

                          ELVERA
                For $2.99 a minute, I'll do
                whatever you want.

                          CALLER
                Well, it would feel better if you
                kissed it.

                          ELVERA
                Okay, I kiss your knee. Better?

                          CALLER
                Much better.
                    (Beat.)
                So... What are you wearing?

                                                     BLACKOUT.