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Bush Introduces Trickle-Down Healthcare

Jon Michael — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:06:36 +0000

Administration Addresses National Health Concerns

WASHINGTON – President Bush, smirking smugly to himself as he addressed the White House press corps earlier today, announced that he and his advisers had finally come up with a solution to address the nation’s growing demands for a national health care system.

“My advisers tell me that my understanding of the situation is tenuous, at best. So, on a scale of oneuous to tenuous, I win.

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Hitler: Dead, or Just Resting?

Jon Michael — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:37:33 +0000

VD Cards

Gravity Staff — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:00:51 +0000

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Things to Leave OFF Your Online Dating Profile

monkz — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:27:39 +0000

After the sad realization that we will never find love through conventional means, we forlornly created accounts on several online dating sites (Match.com, JDate, the Federal Sex Offenders Directory, etc). After perusing the profiles of fellow users, we've compiled this list of "red flags" for you to look out for when using these sites. If you see any of the following in someone's profile, you should avoid dating them at all costs. They probably write for LaughterHouse.

I only date people I’m able to carry… long distances…
I sell children’s shoes (yes, I’m a pedophile!).
(Note: Latin familiar people may get that joke more than others)
I am an ax collector.
I am a tax collector.

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New Condom Styles

Gravity Staff — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:21:05 +0000

Editor’s Note: Hey! This article contains images and ideas that are probably not suitable for the easily offended. If you fall into this category, it would probably be best for everyone if you avoided the ‘more’ link.

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Water Board Game

Jon Michael — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:21:13 +0000

C&C: Jesus and Snow White

Gravity Staff — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:22:23 +0000

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Top 10 Forgotten Commandments

JayArgh — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:02:57 +0000

Take care of your genitals. I kind of designed them at the last second, so they don’t really last as long as the rest of thine body.
It is not possible for me to microwave a burrito so hot that even I can not eat it. Trust me, I’ve tried.
Thou shalt go ahead and cross Leviticus right out, it was just a rough draft I made one night when I was high.
The Virgin Mary is not my lover. She’s just a girl who says that I am the one. But the kid is not my son.
Thou shalt scream my name whilst having sex, and I’ll take a looksee. Bonus points if you’re committing adultery, that shit is hot.
Remember the Sabbath Day and keep it real. Don’t let anyone fuck with you on the Sabbath Day.

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Terrible Board Games

Gravity Staff — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:31:05 +0000

Sorry, son. Your grandmother went in for an OPERATION and didn’t wake up! Try to amuse yourself with some of these board games we picked up at the asylum’s garage sale last week.

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