Top 10 Forgotten Commandments

by JayArgh and Gravity Staff on December 10, 2007 at 7:02 pm

buy the special edition bible and get these deleted scenes!

  1. Take care of your genitals. I kind of designed them at the last second, so they don’t really last as long as the rest of thine body.
  2. It is not possible for me to microwave a burrito so hot that even I can not eat it. Trust me, I’ve tried.
  3. Thou shalt go ahead and cross Leviticus right out, it was just a rough draft I made one night when I was high.
  4. The Virgin Mary is not my lover. She’s just a girl who says that I am the one. But the kid is not my son.
  5. Thou shalt scream my name whilst having sex, and I’ll take a looksee. Bonus points if you’re committing adultery, that shit is hot.
  6. Remember the Sabbath Day and keep it real. Don’t let anyone fuck with you on the Sabbath Day.
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Congress: Pakistan is a Clusterfuck

by JayArgh on November 9, 2007 at 6:44 pm

Pervez in a CrownMusharraf has promised to return democratic control of the country just as soon as he gets sick of the crown.

In a 78-21 decision late last night, the United States Senate approved a resolution calling the ongoing political violence in Pakistan an “absolute clusterfuck”. Analysts are reeling from this development, which they believe is the Government’s response to yesterday’s savage beating of Writers’ Guild picketers by members of Musharraf’s national guard. Musharraf’s press secretary said only that, “protesters of any sort will not be tolerated,” and, “they had better hurry up and get 24 back on the air.”


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