In a world where the Justice Department thinks it’s perfectly legal to spy on Americans and people post pictures of themselves performing unspeakable acts on small animals, one magazine decided to jump on the bandwagon. This is the story of five stereotypes, picked to spill their most personal fantasies, because we feel like it. Behold the sexy!

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Plot Synopsis:
Jackie Chan fights the Channukah Goblins over the course of eight crazy nights. He was led by the ancient text that said “A Miracle Happened There,” but what he wasn’t counting on, was finding that the miracle was in his heart the whole time…

	Kids, ever played house and then found you weren’t all that into it? Or maybe you just sobered up? Or maybe the sandbox is sandier on the other side. Maybe the other kid’s toy was just not big enough. Well then pretend to be your parents with the new Divorce Playset!

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1. “I’m a zamboni driver.”
2. “I’m a superhero as his alter-ego.”
3. “I’m a serial murderer. No really, I’m a serial murderer. Follow me to this dark room.”
4. “I’m a werewolf. What? It’s daytime!”
5. “I bought the Invisible Man costume, but the small text said it was only invisible to the wearer”
6. “I’m a store clerk”
7. “I’m your average Joe”
8. “I’m sick of people asking me what my costume is.” (then proceed to punch person in the face)
9. “I’m dressed as (insert your name here). What didn’t you recognize I’m really (insert name of friend)? I really worked hard on my costume.”
10. “I’m a Stormtrooper on his day off”