Dr. Seuss’s High School Creative Writing Class

by ResidentMegalomaniac on December 5, 2006 at 10:32 pm

Cat In The MyspaceDo you like
To cut your wrists?
I sometimes like to.
I am Chris.
I sometimes like
To cut my wrists.

Would you wipe the blood up
with a cloth?

Would you wear black
with a goth?

I like to cut them
With a knife

I like to cut them.
I hate my life.


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Stacey’s Poetry Corner: T Haikus

by ResidentMegalomaniac on December 5, 2006 at 10:28 pm

The TThis dude smells funny,
Is four feet tall and furry.
Must go to Brandeis.

Mama! Mama! WILL
You shut your fucking ugly
Baby the fuck UP?

Skinny skank, don’t glare
At me with that bitch face on-
I’ll fucking eat you.


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Glamorous Lifestyles: The Foster Mods

by ResidentMegalomaniac on December 5, 2006 at 10:25 pm

When my arbitrarily assigned housing lottery number determined that I’m the coolest senior ever, I got all excited and megalomaniacal about being able to exclude people I think are assholes and banishing them to the Village or the gulag we call “Grad.” Then my minions of coolness and I would have alcohol-doused parties just to show the extent of our awesomeness.
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Reporting From France

by ResidentMegalomaniac on December 5, 2006 at 10:20 pm

Living here feels like an evil megatron Bob Saget descended upon the city of Marseille vomitting 1987 and hobo piss throughout the south of France, getting back at them for having to pay to use the public restrooms.
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