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Archive for the 'Compare and Contrast' Category
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| Secondhand smoke | Secondhand meat |
| Joe Camel | Ronald McDonald |
| Philip Morris | The Hamburglar |
| Kills you | Kills you faster |
| Consumers sue producer for negative effects of consuming their product | C’mon. You didn’t honestly think that the McLard Shake was good for you, did you? |
| Lung Cancer | Colon Cancer |
| Flavor Country | Playland Ball Pit |
| More than 4,000 chemicals in each cigarette | No one even knows what goes into french fries |
| Turns your teeth brown | If you still have teeth, you probably don’t eat here |
| Candy cigarettes entice kids to smoke | Happy Meals |
| Darwinism solves this issue | Darwinism will probably take care of this one, too |
| Golden filters | Golden arches |
| Nicotine can help you lose weight | “… and a Diet Coke.” |
| Thank You for Smoking | Supersize Me |
| Not much better than breathing in car exhaust | Drive through window |
Editor’s Note: This was originally published in the Spring 2006 Issue of Gravity Magazine.
