Sure social interactions are sparse, and sure the only female interactions you can get are with the operator at the Nintendo hotline, but at least you have your weekly trip to the supermarket, right? If this is all you’ve got, you’ve got to cram in all the social interactions you’ll need for the week.Here are some helpful hints to get the most out of your shopping experience:
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To: All Staff
From: Mr. Mackrelvaney, Director of Humane Resources
Subject: Holiday Party Recap

It was great to spend time with all of you at the holiday party last week. I’m sure we all agree that it was a memorable occasion.

In an effort to have an even better time next year, here are a few guidelines you should keep in mind.

• Animal Husbandry: It’s nice to know that Kyle in Receiving was president of his 4H Club in 10th grade. But I don’t think it was necessary to get him drunk enough to believe there was an American Idol Best of Bestiality Award. Let’s be clear: sheep are no longer welcome at our annual holiday party. By the way, Kyle, I hope it was ok that I mentioned your name.
  
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