LaughterHouse.org » Poetry http://laughterhouse.org It’s funnier when it happens to everyone. Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:23:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Dr. Seuss’s High School Creative Writing Class http://laughterhouse.org/dr-seusss-high-school-creative-writing-class/ http://laughterhouse.org/dr-seusss-high-school-creative-writing-class/#comments Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:32:17 +0000 ResidentMegalomaniac http://laughterhouse.org/content/dr-seusss-high-school-creative-writing-class/ Cat In The MyspaceDo you like
To cut your wrists?
I sometimes like to.
I am Chris.
I sometimes like
To cut my wrists.

Would you wipe the blood up
with a cloth?

Would you wear black
with a goth?

I like to cut them
With a knife

I like to cut them.
I hate my life.


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Is four feet tall and furry.
Must go to Brandeis.

Mama! Mama! WILL
You shut your fucking ugly
Baby the fuck UP?

Skinny skank, don’t glare
At me with that bitch face on-
I’ll fucking eat you.


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