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7 Dwarves
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12 Apostles
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Wakes when kissed by the prince
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Wakes during Easter
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Poisoned by Witch
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Killed by Romans, Jews, Fate
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Fictional Character
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Ditto.
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Snowy white skin
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Jesus was black.
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Whistle while you work
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Whistling is inappropriate during a crucifixion
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Evil queen forced to wear burning shoes
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Evil heretics forced to undergo virtually every torture imaginable.
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Purged dwarves’ cottage of dust
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Followers purged the Holy Land of Arabs, Muslims, Jews, life. Also Biology textbooks from high schools.
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who’s the fairest one of all?
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Jesus, Jesus, on the cross,
Tony Danza, Who’s the Boss?
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Snow White finds her true love, gets married, and lives happily ever after
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Jesus … not so much.
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The evil witch hunted Snow White
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Jesus hunts vampires by night
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Story criticized by feminists as being misogynistic and teaching young girls subservient roles
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Story criticized by Scientologists as being untrue
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Awakened by kiss on the lips
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Betrayed by kiss on the cheek
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Given pure white skin and red lips
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Given gold and a couple of shitty herbs.
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Disney cleaned up the story for kids
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Immaculate conception
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