http://laughterhouse.org It’s funnier when it happens to everyone. Mon, 26 May 2008 21:02:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The Streets Run Red With Donated Blood. Boston, MA: Tragedy struck early this morning when a van used by the American Red Cross to transport blood donations collided with a truck on a crowded street near Central Square. Although nobody was injured, gallons of blood were sprayed around the area in ... http://laughterhouse.org/red-cross-blood-mobile-hit-by-truck/ http://laughterhouse.org/wheres-jesus/ Sure social interactions are sparse, and sure the only female interactions you can get are with the operator at the Nintendo hotline, but at least you have your weekly trip to the supermarket, right? If this is all you’ve got, you’ve got to cram in all the social interactions you’ll ... http://laughterhouse.org/lonely-guys-guide-to-the-supermarket/ Administration Addresses National Health Concerns WASHINGTON - President Bush, smirking smugly to himself as he addressed the White House press corps earlier today, announced that he and his advisers had finally come up with a solution to address the nation’s growing demands for a national health care system. “My advisers tell me ... http://laughterhouse.org/trickle-down-healthcare/ Tepeko, MO – Shirley Kemla’s assumption that her fiancée had misspelled their evening’s activity was proved wrong yesterday, when it turned out he had made neither a spelling nor a typing error when emailing her a description of their plans for the night. The crust in question. (Click to enlarge) “Let’s ... http://laughterhouse.org/howard-family-crust-not-a-typo/ http://laughterhouse.org/hitler-dead-or-just-resting/ JUNEAU, AK. A group of international scientists have converged on a research center in the remote northern wilderness of Alaska to study the phenomenon known as the “Areola Borealis”. What makes this expedition noteworthy is the fact that the entire research project is being funded out-of-pocket by the pooled resources ... http://laughterhouse.org/scientists-to-study-areola-borealis/ "And now Jim.  Okay, Jim.  Go.  Jim?  Any time now.  Cut!"  Matt rubbed his forehead.  "Jim?" "Just give me a second." "Right." Jim took a deep breath and tried to relax.  "I'm okay, I'm okay. Let's go again." "You're sure?" "Totally.  I am ready." ... http://laughterhouse.org/the-performance/ http://laughterhouse.org/smokin-da-weed/ Hello Gravites and Gravettes! Seeing as how it’s Valentine’s Day (actually it’s the day after Valentine’s Day, but never mind that), Laughterhouse has deemed fit to use our infinite knowledge to help all of you flunkies by publishing a guide to affairs of the heart. If you use this guide ... http://laughterhouse.org/laughterhouses-guide-to-the-heart/