"I am having a relationship with Fred Lawrence as I sit here right now."

�What is undisclosed information? Well for example it was undisclosed until this moment that I went commando for 5 days when hiking the Andes mountains because they lost my luggage and the only underwear I could find were thongs and I was not going to wear a thong to go hiking for 5 days.�

There are things you need to see, there are things you need to hear...interestingly enough there are not things you need to smell...

I will try to remember vinegar next time I get a pap smear.

"God wouldn't command you to put on your left sock first because that isn't the right thing to do."

"Just because it seems complex, that's because it is."

"With enough gasoline, anything will burn."

"Beer is a very, very primitive form of the Matrix."

"Screw philosophy!"

In French: "[Liberty for me is to have an automatic rifle and go BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!]"

"You've got your various corpses of different classes, your fat king, your thin beggar. One's a ravioli and one's a risotto."

"The metaphor of 'die' for 'have an orgasm', it's the old Renaissance idea that you lose something, that you have a certain amount of sperm - don't worry, it's not true."

"Being a psychologist working in the middle of the country, [Damasio] had a lot of access to people with brain lesions from things like eating fried food, being in wars, and so on."

"This is a cat giving you a 'come-hither' look."

"So...sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex."