"But this is not your typical pepper. It's not just hanging out with us as a pepper"
PHIL
Brandeis
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"I am not responsible for the stupidity and unprofessionalism of others."
Theater
Brandeis
Voted: 4.0/5 (3 votes cast)
In Talmudic Judaism, you can say "kchunem alai" -- "I forbid myself". Because I have some sort of sock fetish. So, "I forbid myself from touching this pair of socks."
PHIL
Brandeis
Voted: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
"Hey, it's realistic- Toast Happens!"
THA
Brandeis
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During Spring Open House:
"Today's the day I always want to start beating the students."
CHEM
Brandeis
Voted: 3.5/5 (4 votes cast)
"We've all done terrible things for candy."
English
Brandeis
Voted: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)
About Shirley Temple, "I never want to research a woman I do not have an erotic interest in."
American Studies
Brandeis
Voted: 4.0/5 (3 votes cast)
Osama bin Laden - definitely not a tourist.
Hebrew
Brandeis
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What is is, and if it is, it must be issing for a reason.
Sociology
Brandeis
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"But that's insane!"
"Yes, it is. Welcome to Christianity."
FREN
Brandeis University
Voted: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
"Shit! The function blew up!"
MATH
Brandeis
Voted: 2.0/5 (1 vote cast)
"Take a guess. I promise I will not humiliate you if you get the wrong number."
"Is it 4?"
"What a stupid answer!"
CHEM
Brandeis
Voted: 4.4/5 (9 votes cast)
Is someone anti-semantic here?
NEJS
Brandeis
Voted: 3.7/5 (6 votes cast)
If the Vikings existed now, the UN would defend their lifestyle.
HIST
Brandeis University
Voted: 3.8/5 (4 votes cast)
This is the only classroom I’ve ever been in that didn’t have a meter stick.
Physics
Brandeis
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