The Chinese are very friendly with the government in Sudan…the Chinese record in these matters in not pure as the driven snow.

"Those guys are all crazy and then shoot themselves in the head...Perot, Hitler..."

"I had the misfortune of being a grad student at Harvard."

"I don't know anything about my courses before they start."

"Groucho Marx wasn't called Happy Marx, was he?"

"Those Mormons, they got guts."

"Saddam Hussein's army never heard about the law of diminshing returns."

"I'd prefer to look like Roosevelt I suppose, or Warren Beatty."

"I had an assistand who graduated from Brown, the school it took you six years to get through and you don't learn anything except history of elephants and lesbian anthropology."

"Do I have chalk on my nose?"

Thank you, movies, for keeping me off crack!

"Oh, it's a brand, like FUBU!"

"Does Connie Chung still exist?"

"Castro was Jewish, didn't you know that?"

"I don't believe in mailstops. They're against my religion."