LaughterHouse.org Professor Quotes Feed http://laughterhouse.org/quotes Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:13:10 PST LaughterHouse.org Quotes Feed Generator http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=904&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=904&ref=rss As long as you're on-topic, you can browse the internet all you want<br/ > - POL<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:36:57 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=905&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=905&ref=rss Even if you have some reservations about voting for a convicted felon, there might be incentive to do that in Alaska.<br/ > - POL<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:39:23 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=906&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=906&ref=rss (Discussing an absent student) He's in Israel? Then he's excused.<br/ > - PHIL<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:43:48 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=907&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=907&ref=rss The primary problem I have with homeschooling is that it perpetuates Republicans.<br/ > - ECON<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 13 Nov 2008 1:24:24 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=908&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=908&ref=rss Now back when I was working for - and please excuse the profanity - the Nixon Administration...<br/ > - American Healthcare Policy<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 13 Nov 2008 1:28:50 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=909&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=909&ref=rss Three unrelated quotes: "There are a lot of cultural events happening after this movie . . .mostly having to do with how you shoot people." "It's only about 100 pages long, and it's really gross, so I think that will be fun for everyone." "These people all look like sheep. I bet they come from sheep."<br/ > - English (Reading the Clone)<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 13 Nov 2008 2:43:25 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=910&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=910&ref=rss "If you read the financial news, the clearest thing is that no one knows what's going on."<br/ > - English<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 13 Nov 2008 2:45:09 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=911&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=911&ref=rss If you were talking to your friend you could say, 'If I had all this money I would do this and do that and go there -' but I don't have any of it, so let's go to CostCo.<br/ > - English<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 13 Nov 2008 2:46:16 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=912&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=912&ref=rss "Give me a minute...I just got out of [my last] class and need a ciggarette" -first thing professor says upon entering the room<br/ > - Math<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Sat, 15 Nov 2008 6:22:52 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=913&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=913&ref=rss Excuse me, would you mind sticking your finger in my vagina to tell me if this feels funny to you? <br/ > - Sex and Gross Anatomy<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Sun, 16 Nov 2008 2:12:18 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=914&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=914&ref=rss We like our income distribution curves like America's Next Top Model: thin and tall<br/ > - Econ<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Sun, 16 Nov 2008 2:34:39 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=915&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=915&ref=rss Most academics would probably prefer death to being college president. I certainly would.<br/ > - PHIL<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Tue, 25 Nov 2008 9:49:56 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=916&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=916&ref=rss "Anything kinky works here." (referring to a class debate about Jesus)<br/ > - FREN<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Fri, 28 Nov 2008 1:10:54 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=917&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=917&ref=rss "But that's insane!" "Yes, it is. Welcome to Christianity."<br/ > - FREN<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Fri, 28 Nov 2008 1:11:39 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=918&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=918&ref=rss "If you're ever going to go into scholarly writing, take lots of Valium."<br/ > - FREN<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2008 LaughterHouse.org Fri, 28 Nov 2008 1:12:39 PST