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Professor Quotes: BIOL at Brandeis

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:16:17 PDT

Yeah, it made them bleed to death...But it's also a medicine.
- BIOL

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Professor Quotes: PSYC at Brandeis

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 6:13:01 PDT

Babies are possessed. They must be related to my cat
- PSYC

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Professor Quotes: HUM at Brandeis

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 1:47:19 PDT

"[Nietzsche] is like diarrhea of the mouth, except it's shit on a page."
- HUM

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Professor Quotes: HUM at Brandeis

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 1:48:12 PDT

"Let's be classy. Let's be sophisticated. Let's be Mr. Peanut."
- HUM

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Professor Quotes: HUM at Brandeis

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 1:49:20 PDT

"I know you're trying to get through your essay. However, I also know you're full of shit."
- HUM

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Professor Quotes: FYS at Brandeis

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 1:51:13 PDT

"Monstrare--from Latin, 'to show.' A monster is something that shows up and scares the hell out of you."
- FYS

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Professor Quotes: FYS at Brandeis

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 1:52:18 PDT

"A regular person--well, not a regular person--a non-Asian American can't get in [to UC Berkeley]."
- FYS

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Professor Quotes: FYS at Brandeis

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 1:52:40 PDT

"YouTube is a great learning place."
- FYS

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Professor Quotes: MATH at Brandeis

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 4:32:54 PDT

I'll get your midterms back in time for you to drop the class.
- MATH

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Professor Quotes: PHIL at Brandeis

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 8:53:04 PST

There were probably giraffes who were too tall and when they leaned over their head was too heavy and they bent over to eat and they fell and died, so we reached an equilibrium of giraffes.
- PHIL

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Professor Quotes: Econ at Brandeis University

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 9:00:35 PST

Suppose talking to your roommate is psychologically uncomfortable, and costs $31.
- Econ

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Professor Quotes: MUS at Brandeis University

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 6:40:56 PST

It's not pornographic, unfortunately.
- MUS

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Professor Quotes: Chemistry at Brandeis University

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 9:06:38 PST

"So you're making cheeseburgers for all of your classmates... wow, this example worked better when I didn't teach at Brandeis."
- Chemistry

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Professor Quotes: MUS at Brandeis

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:04:45 PST

What does "presto agitato" mean? Not just fast as hell, but agitatedly so.
- MUS

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Professor Quotes: French at Brandeis

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:15:00 PST

" 'I come and go between your kidneys'? That doesn't say anything to you?"
- French

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