LaughterHouse.org Professor Quotes Feed http://laughterhouse.org/quotes Sat, 19 May 2012 6:20:56 PDT LaughterHouse.org Quotes Feed Generator http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1069&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1069&ref=rss "Screw philosophy!"<br/ > - PHIL<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2011 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 07 Apr 2011 8:14:36 PDT http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1070&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1070&ref=rss "Beer is a very, very primitive form of the Matrix."<br/ > - PHIL<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2011 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 07 Apr 2011 8:15:11 PDT http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1071&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1071&ref=rss "With enough gasoline, anything will burn."<br/ > - PHIL<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2011 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 07 Apr 2011 8:15:36 PDT http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1072&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1072&ref=rss "Just because it seems complex, that's because it is."<br/ > - LING<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2011 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 07 Apr 2011 8:16:08 PDT http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1073&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1073&ref=rss "God wouldn't command you to put on your left sock first because that isn't the right thing to do."<br/ > - PHIL<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2011 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 07 Apr 2011 8:17:25 PDT http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1074&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1074&ref=rss I will try to remember vinegar next time I get a pap smear.<br/ > - Journalism<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2011 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 06 Oct 2011 3:01:48 PDT http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1075&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1075&ref=rss There are things you need to see, there are things you need to hear...interestingly enough there are not things you need to smell...<br/ > - Journalism<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2011 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 06 Oct 2011 3:05:08 PDT http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1076&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1076&ref=rss “What is undisclosed information? Well for example it was undisclosed until this moment that I went commando for 5 days when hiking the Andes mountains because they lost my luggage and the only underwear I could find were thongs and I was not going to wear a thong to go hiking for 5 days.” <br/ > - Journalism<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2011 LaughterHouse.org Fri, 02 Dec 2011 6:18:53 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1077&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1077&ref=rss "I am having a relationship with Fred Lawrence as I sit here right now."<br/ > - Journalism<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2011 LaughterHouse.org Fri, 02 Dec 2011 6:21:49 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1078&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1078&ref=rss That's like telling a crack addict, "You wouldn't believe what I have in my closet...all these pipes."<br/ > - Journalism<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2012 LaughterHouse.org Mon, 06 Feb 2012 4:47:21 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1079&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1079&ref=rss Humor is the crack cocaine of writing.<br/ > - Journalism<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2012 LaughterHouse.org Mon, 06 Feb 2012 4:49:21 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1080&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1080&ref=rss Just open your throat in the back and let rainbows flow out.<br/ > - Arabic<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2012 LaughterHouse.org Mon, 06 Feb 2012 4:49:58 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1081&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1081&ref=rss Semitic languages haven't changed for 4000 years, and that's because they're awesome.<br/ > - Arabic<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2012 LaughterHouse.org Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:04:20 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1082&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1082&ref=rss "There weren't little gnomes with index cards in archaic Greece, making all this up, you know."<br/ > - CLAS<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2012 LaughterHouse.org Mon, 27 Feb 2012 10:35:35 PST http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1083&ref=rss http://laughterhouse.org/quotes/?display=single&quote_num=1083&ref=rss "If I were imitating what Agamemnon really meant I'd use the BAD word, but screw them."<br/ > - CLAS<br/ ><br/ > »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»<br/ > º Read more Professor Quotes online at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/quotes&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes</a> and submit your own at <a href="http://laughterHouse.org/quotes/?action=submit">LaughterHouse.org/Quotes/?action=submit</a><br/ > º Brought to you by your friends at <a href="http://laughterhouse.org/&ref=rss">LaughterHouse.org</a><br/ > ©2012 LaughterHouse.org Mon, 27 Feb 2012 10:37:04 PST