SPY CHEF!
A rad graphics title card flashes across the screen.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
This week, on Spy Chef!
ROB FLEMMING, a hip twenty-something wearing a snazzy black
chef's jacket and toque, talks to the camera with a kitchen
competition set behind him.
ROB
The world's best espionage-eating
experts show off to prove who's the
best at discreet delicacies! This
week, the challengers will be
french sensation Jean le'Doe -
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JEAN LE'DOE who places a banana on a chopping board on the
ground and looks around before he clicks his heels. A knife
blade pops out of the toe of his shoe, which which he rapidly
slices the banana.
ROB (V.O.) (CONT'D)
- who wowed international crime
lord judges last week with his
Bananas Foster a-Napalm!
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JEAN LE'DOE sets the dish in front of the Judges table,
lights it, and then runs out of the room. The dish explodes
into a massive fireball.
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ROB (CONT'D)
Jean will be facing off against an
up-and-coming new chef, best known
for his cappuccino cyanide, fresh
from his training at the CIA. Now,
Burt, is that the Central
Intelligence Agency? Or the
Culinary Institute of America?
ROB turns to BURT. BURT stares emotionless at the camera.
BURT
Yes.
ROB
Beg pardon?
There is a puff of smoke, and BURT is gone from the room.
ROB (CONT'D)
(Coughing.)
Well, there you have it. It's going
to be quite a match - stay tuned
for Spy Chef!
BLACKOUT.
