This dude smells funny,
Is four feet tall and furry.
Must go to Brandeis.

Mama! Mama! WILL
You shut your fucking ugly
Baby the fuck UP?

Skinny skank, don’t glare
At me with that bitch face on-
I’ll fucking eat you.

Wow! Are all old men
As disgusting and creepy
As you are, mister?

Ugh- filthy hobo
Touched my arm. Filthy hobo.
I’m bathing tonight.

Guy sitting near me
Sounds like Christopher Walken.
Not quite as sexy.

Yes, I do have breasts.
I see that you’ve noticed them.
So do you, buddy.

Your girlfriend’s ugly
And stupid. No one likes her.
She must give good head.

Yum- earwax. I think
I’ll go and wipe it on some
One unsuspecting.

This pole smells funny.
I wonder if anyone
Minds my licking it.

The guy jerking off
Looks like Gallagher but he
Did not supply tarps.

That short man who has
A strangely ovular head
Looks like Robert Reich.

That kid’s playing with
An old-school gameboy, not an
iPod. Rock on, kid!

The blonde outside tripped
on her high heels and I can’t
concentrate- too funny.

Where are the cute men?
Hibernating- Already
Married to bitches.

Chick holding flowers,
I want flowers too, so I
can beat you with them.

Random black guy, I
can’t think how to make fun of
you. But you still suck.

Forgot my perfume
today. My armpits smell a
lot like my ass hole.

Creepy retarded
dude knocking on the windows
creeps me the hell out.