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Secondhand smoke
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Secondhand meat
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Joe Camel
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Ronald McDonald
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Philip Morris
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The Hamburglar
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Kills you
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Kills you faster
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Consumers sue producer for negative effects of consuming their product
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C’mon. You didn’t honestly think that the McLard Shake was good for you, did you?
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Lung Cancer
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Colon Cancer
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Flavor Country
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Playland Ball Pit
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More than 4,000 chemicals in each cigarette
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No one even knows what goes into french fries
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Turns your teeth brown
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If you still have teeth, you probably don’t eat here
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Candy cigarettes entice kids to smoke
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Happy Meals
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Darwinism solves this issue
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Darwinism will probably take care of this one, too
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Golden filters
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Golden arches
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Nicotine can help you lose weight
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“… and a Diet Coke.”
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Thank You for Smoking
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Supersize Me
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Not much better than breathing in car exhaust
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Drive through window
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Editor’s Note: This was originally published in the Spring 2006 Issue of Gravity Magazine.
