LaughterHouse.org » goats http://laughterhouse.org It’s funnier when it happens to everyone. Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:23:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Top 10 Forgotten Commandments http://laughterhouse.org/top-10-forgotten-commandments/ http://laughterhouse.org/top-10-forgotten-commandments/#comments Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:02:57 +0000 JayArgh http://laughterhouse.org/top-10-forgotten-commandments/ buy the special edition bible and get these deleted scenes!

  1. Take care of your genitals. I kind of designed them at the last second, so they don’t really last as long as the rest of thine body.
  2. It is not possible for me to microwave a burrito so hot that even I can not eat it. Trust me, I’ve tried.
  3. Thou shalt go ahead and cross Leviticus right out, it was just a rough draft I made one night when I was high.
  4. The Virgin Mary is not my lover. She’s just a girl who says that I am the one. But the kid is not my son.
  5. Thou shalt scream my name whilst having sex, and I’ll take a looksee. Bonus points if you’re committing adultery, that shit is hot.
  6. Remember the Sabbath Day and keep it real. Don’t let anyone fuck with you on the Sabbath Day.


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