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		<title>Wellington Street Fair &#8211; 27</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon Michael</dc:creator>
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ben! what are you doing?</p>
<p>i just saw an army of dead rise up from the ground! i'm trying to find my ax-gunsaw</p>
<p>i'm pretty sure you don't have an ax-gunsaw, but more importantly, those aren't zombies! they're the loved relatives coming back to celebrate day of the dead!</p>
<p>well, why did they make day of the dead so close to halloween? don't they know that people would confuse dead people with belated trick or treaters?</p>
<p>oh but you see these dead people are made of sugar! they don't need to worry about cavities. the dead feel no pain.</p>
<p>wait, so you're telling me there are a bunch of delicious dead people walking around.</p>
<p>you're not thinking...</p>
<p>reverse zombie-ism! get them before they get us!</p>
<p>what does the moth-er ship use as a tractor beam for mothlet ships?<br />
a flashlight<br />
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		<title>Top 10 Halloween Costume Explanations</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;I’m a werewolf. What? It’s daytime!&#8221;
&#8220;I bought the Invisible Man costume, but the small text said it was only invisible to the wearer&#8221;
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<li>&#8220;I’m a Stormtrooper on his day off&#8221;</li>
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