To: All Staff
From: Mr. Mackrelvaney, Director of Humane Resources
Subject: Holiday Party Recap

It was great to spend time with all of you at the holiday party last week. I’m sure we all agree that it was a memorable occasion.

In an effort to have an even better time next year, here are a few guidelines you should keep in mind.

• Animal Husbandry: It’s nice to know that Kyle in Receiving was president of his 4H Club in 10th grade. But I don’t think it was necessary to get him drunk enough to believe there was an American Idol Best of Bestiality Award. Let’s be clear: sheep are no longer welcome at our annual holiday party. By the way, Kyle, I hope it was ok that I mentioned your name.
  
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