Tooth fairy still up in the air

Recent scientific discoveries by world renown biologist Richard Dawkins, premiered to the world on the top-rated educational show, South Park, have finally settled, once and for all, the question of theism.

Many of the mainstream religious releaders (The Pope, Pat Robertson, The Dali Lama, George W. Bush, Pat Sajack, Tom Cruise) were surprisingly unfazed by this revelation, almost as if they knew it all along. Thousands upon thousands of monks (called in from the J.C. Army Reserve) immediately set to work revising bibles of all references to their previous deities, replacing them with The Loch Ness Monster (in the case of christianity), The Tooth Fairy (in the case of Jusiasm), and an priest who isn’t attracted to little boys (in the case of Islam).

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