Terrible Board Games

by Gravity Staff on October 30, 2007 at 7:31 pm

Sorry, son. Your grandmother went in for an OPERATION and didn’t wake up! Try to amuse yourself with some of these board games we picked up at the asylum’s garage sale last week.

Hungry Hungry Ethopians

Editor’s Note: ACHTUNGSTEN! This article contains images and ideas that are probably not suitable for the easily offended, and definitely not suitable for anyone under the age of 18. If you fall into either of these categories, it would probably be best for everyone if you avoided the ‘more’ link.

play doo

chesst

jenga: wtc edition

pictionary: hellen keller edition

sorry! i came in your eye

risk: bareback edition

That not enough for you, huh? Well try out some of these!

  • Nose Candyland
  • Don’t Wake Daddy - He’ll Make you Give Him a Blowjob
  • Life (Without Parole)
  • ParCheezy: The Comedy Board Game of Carrot-Top
  • Go (Fuck Yourself)
  • Nipple Twister
  • Simon says “Lower”
  • Clue: The Dubya Edition
  • Tick Tack Toenails
  • Mousecrap
  • Chinese Water Torture Checkers
  • Hop Scotch on the Rocks

Editor’s Note: This article was originally published in the Spring 2006 Issue of Gravity Magazine.

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2 Responses to “Terrible Board Games”

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  2. TiptVioriebor Says:

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