THE NEXT DIE HARD MOVIE

                          NARRATOR (V.O.)
                You loved him in Die Hard.

                                                       CUT TO:

      John McClain standing in a hallway, reaching for a gun taped
      to his back.

                          NARRATOR (CONT'D)
                You loved him again in Die Hard 2.

                                                       CUT TO:

      John McClain punching some guy in the face.

                          NARRATOR (CONT'D)
                He came back for more in Die Hard
                With a Vengance.

                                                       CUT TO:

      John McClain diving out of the way of a giant fireball.

                          NARRATOR (CONT'D)
                And then, again, in Live Free or
                Die Hard.

                                                       CUT TO:

      John McClain squinting and staring off into the distance.

                          NARRATOR (CONT'D)
                Well, this summer, John McClain is
                back in a whole new kind of
                adventure.

                                                       CUT TO:

      John McClain taking a lit cigarette from his mouth and
      tossing it to the floor. He grinds it out and then, with a
      clenched jaw, slaps a nicotine patch on his arm.

                                                       CUT TO:

      John McClain starting to bite his nails, but pulls his hand
      down and pins it to the desk.

                                                       CUT TO:

                          JOHN MCCLAIN
                Yippie-kay-ai, motherfucker!

      John McClain slaps himself on the forehead and deposits a
      quarter into a jar labeled 'Swear Jar'.

                          NARRATOR
                This summer, see John McClain in
                ... Old Habits Die Hard.

                                                     BLACKOUT.