Top 10 Halloween Costume Explanations

by monkz on October 31, 2007 at 1:09 pm

  1. Jack O’Lantern“I’m a zamboni driver.”
  2. “I’m a superhero as his alter-ego.”
  3. “I’m a serial murderer. No really, I’m a serial murderer. Follow me to this dark room.”
  4. “I’m a werewolf. What? It’s daytime!”
  5. “I bought the Invisible Man costume, but the small text said it was only invisible to the wearer”
  6. “I’m a store clerk”
  7. “I’m your average Joe”
  8. “I’m sick of people asking me what my costume is.” (then proceed to punch person in the face)
  9. “I’m dressed as (insert your name here). What didn’t you recognize I’m really (insert name of friend)? I really worked hard on my costume.”
  10. “I’m a Stormtrooper on his day off”
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