WELL, THE JOKE'S ON YOU!
EXT. SOFTBALL FIELD - DAY
A co-ed softball game. ANDY wearing his hat a little too high
on his head, and looking like he's got an extra shirt or two
on, steps up to the plate, swings, and makes an impressive
home run. The team cheers, and he rounds the bases. They all
rush out to congratulate him after he hits home.
ARK
You did it! We win!
ANDY
Yeah, well, the joke's on you- I've
been a girl all along!
ANDY takes off 'his' hat and shakes a long, blonde ponytail
out. She takes off the extra two shirts to reveal a tank top,
under which are breasts.
ANNIE
You see? Even though you won't
allow it, a girl can be just as
good at softball as any man! I led
us to the championships, and I've
been a girl all along!
ARK
Yeah, uh, Andy-
ANNIE
It's Annie, actually.
ARK
Okay, Annie. You know this is a co
ed team, right?
ANNIE
Doesn't matter. People only expect
men to be good at sports.
ARK
Yes, but you've just revealed
yourself to be the seventh girl on
this team. That's over half the
team!
ANNIE
... Pretty mind-blowing, huh?
ARK
Actually, it explains a lot. We've
been wondering about the paper
mâché penis we saw on you in the
locker room for a while now.
CHERYL
Didn't you notice the breasts?
ARK
Apparently not. I guess we were
just too distracted by the paper
mâché penis.
ANNIE
You could tell?! Damn.
ARK
Yeah, but you were so good at
softball we didn't want to ask any
questions and scare you off.
ANNIE
Aw, you guys!!
ANNIE moves in for a group hug. ARK pushes her back.
ARK
Actually, I have a confession too.
ARK rips off his fake moustache and tears open his shirt to
reveal a sports bra.
ARK (CONT'D)
I'm a girl too!
CHERYL takes off a wig and removes fake breasts from under
her shirt.
CHERYL
I'm actually a dude!
UMPIRE
Iiii'm outta heahh!
BLACKOUT.
